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| Spring Break Acapulco, Packages and Specials |
Spring Break AcapulcoYeah, Spring Break in Acapulco. A time for parents to be proud of their offspring, smashed out their minds, naughty parts all engorged and tingling as they bump and grind with perfect strangers on the dance floor, on the beach, and in the taxi before puking their guts out all over the floor of the hotel lobby. A time when Mexican parents lock up their children and look on in amazement, year after year pondering what the hell went wrong in their neighbors to the north as they soak in images on local television of topless blonde girls triple kissing each other as they revel knee deep in the foam at Disco Beach. A time when the city of Acapulco gleefully converts itself into a modern day Saddam & Gomorrah for the entire month of March.
I have to say I love spring break and the "springbreakers" or eh-spreen bray-cares as they're known in Acapulco. It's the one time of the year that I can pretend like I'm 18 and a freshman in college all over again (though I have to go incognito so no one I know will see me acting a fool).
Spring Break has become one of Acapulco's major events and it gives a major boost to the economy. All I can say is that next to Acapulco, Cancun sucks. Ok, I shouldn't say sucks because the nightlife is good and the Caribbean beaches are great, but even with all that it's dry next to Acapulco. Acapulco is bigger, more intense, and infinitely more interesting if you know what you're doing. If you're reading this website, then you'll be knowing what you're doing in short order.
The best way to enjoy Spring Break is to buy a package deal and try to get a cheap hotel as close to the action as possible or better still, rent on the the many available private Acapulco villas.
Here are a few Real Acapulco Spring Break pointers...
Bring your own skins, or if you need to pick up some of the Mexican variety, please wear a two-ply and don't even think about barebacking. I think that's the same advice Barbara Bush was quoted as saying on her recent morality tour. Anyway, Mexican condoms are a lot like Mexican tostadas - thin and highly susceptible to breakage so don't say you haven't been warned.
Don't fall off the balcony of the hotel. Seriously, being shit-faced and 20 stories up on a balcony with a railing that comes up to your navel is asking for it.
Know what Acapulco Gold is? ”Ojo! (Mexican expression for eye which means look out or extreme caution) if you plan to get high. There is no 5th amendment and no Miranda rights in Mexico.
Also, try to avoid fighting. I know guys that you're all buff, gotta look good for the ladies, and that punk just stepped on your new Pumas, but good advice is to let it go because the Mexican bouncers will throw you out of the club and you'll look pretty stupid with your arms all twisted behind you back as you're unceremoniously tossed out the door... and you'll be lucky if the the police that may be standing around outside talking don't decide to pick things up from there. At the very least if you're going to fight, fight with each other and not the club employees. Whatever you do, don't get aggressive or mouthy with a Mexican cop. You'll notice that I've left off describing Acapulco jail on this website because you don't even want to go there...
Be sure to make your parents totally ashamed of you... after all, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
What else??? Hmmm, beautiful ladies? Yeah... I think you know my email.
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