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FoxysFoxys is located right behind the Plaza Bahia and pretty much on the beach. The layout is a little different with a bar and a large back section while the traditional center stage with booths all around it in the front. The waiters here were also clad in black and wearing Gangster Fedoras. Also, I kid you not, they had a midget too. Tabares gets a midget, then Chicas gets a midget, so I guess everyone's got to get their own midget now.
Interestingly enough, I was seated by a clown. This was the only clown in the place. I'm not sure what happened here, everyone else was a gangster. Maybe someone called him up to play a prank like "we're not dressing up as gangsters anymore Lalo, starting tonight, it's clowns man, clowns."
The rest here was pretty much the same as in Chicas and Tabares. Showers, TVs with porn, private rooms, prices. The girls were about the same quality as the other two, mostly young and thin with a couple older, curvy Jennifer Lopes types thrown in. I was getting drunk now. I know when I'm getting drunk because I'm one of those guys that starts acting like an idiot and thinking that everything I say or do is totally hilarious. I started making requests like: "Why don't the taxis in Acapulco all decide to drive in reverse for a day. Who would I need to talk to?" or "How much would it cost to buy the midget a table dance from every girl here tonight? all at the same time?" Man, you don't know how close I came to having a three foot tall friend for life.
I watched one of the videos of a gorgeous Filipina girl getting shagged and deflected nookie eyes shooting my way from one of the Jennifer Lopezes as I drank. A few beers later and I was pretty much gone, and it still wasn't even quite 3:00am. I decided to cut the night short before I started trying to grab the waiters' black Fedoras and put them on the girls (which were crossing my mind continually at the moment). I got the "ticket" which is the proof that you paid the bill and I walked over to the beach, found an out of the way spot, laid down in the cool sand and listened to the ocean. I wasn't quite spinning because I hadn't drunk any hard liquor, but I'm a serious lightweight and I wasn't feeling that great. Three down and like 25 to go...
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