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| Acapulco Strip Bars & Strip Clubs |
Strip Clubs in AcapulcoAs a casual observation, I would guess that Acapulco, Mexico has more strip clubs per capita than any city in the Western hemisphere.
Strip Clubs are big business in Acapulco and they are everywhere. Being the motivating force behind the most ambitious online portal about Acapulco is sometimes not easy but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Take no prisinores, leave no stone unterned, you can;t get up until you eat your brussle sprots, blah, blah... With my infalable sense of responsibilities pressing me forward, I set about a plan to visit every strip club in Acapulco.
But let me qualify that a bit. There was simply no way that my girlfriend would be letting me go out to strip clubs night after night, no sir. But after explaining to her (read: pleading) that it was my *ahem* duty to my readers and that it was strictly for scientific purposes, I was able to negotiate a pass to all see all of the strip clubs in Acapulco, but there was one catch - I had to do it all in one night. In other words, I had the Herculean task of visiting all of the dozens upon dozens of strip clubs in Acapulco in an seven hour stretch.
Fortunately, most of the clubs are located in close proximity to one another in a handful of areas so I could hop from one to another and make up travel time between what I would say are the four main zones: la zona roja, the strip behind the Commercial Mexicana in the Progresso, Condesa, and then the random clubs between the Zocalo and Papagayo all in one night!. When going, hell, go all the way as Hunter S. Thompson used to say. Cost for an Evening of High Octane Paced Debauchery: Unknown. Memory: Priceless
I did set myself some rules however. I had to be seated and be served one drink and engage in some form of friendly banter with one stripper before I could leave, I didn't have to drink the whole drink, but I would have to take a healthy drag. I worked out a careful itinerary by gathering all the inputs, road and traffic conditions, weather, and even tourism coefficients right down to personality profiles of the doormen and average wait times for the drinks, etc. and fed these data into a large supercomputer mainframe that utilizes the latest techniques in Bayesian calculus based route optimization patterning to determine our most efficient itinerary. Not really, I just sort of reckoned that I should start in the Condesa and move up La Costera because the Golden Zone gets really crowded after 10 and maybe I could be in and out before it got too bad.
I decided to start at the perennial Acapulco favorite, Tabares, then move to Chicas, Foxys and Samanthas before ending the night in the shabby Zona Roja. At about 10pm, I headed out. Strip clubs are open until about 6am so I had 8 hours - a full shift as it were. It wasn't long before I was in La Diana heading up toward Tabares (which is located a block north on a little side street, it's one door down from Acapulco's favorite after-hours club, Caos). Along the way, I managed to buy one of those coupons that give you free entrance to four clubs: Tabres (which they are now calling Tabares La Diana), Chicas, Foxys, and Tabares II (which they are now calling Tabares Papgayo) for $20 pesos.
First stop... Tabares.
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There are 11 listings in this category.
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Chicas  
Right around the corner from Taberes is Chicas. I like the layout of Chicas. It's got a more loungy atmosphere with booths on different levels at one end and the stage on one wall at the other end. The décor was nice, wi ...
(Hits: 6530 | Votes: 1 | Visited: 53 | Added: 2005-05-14 13:17:03)
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Egypto's
Egypto's, a little titty bar right around the corner from Isabella; definitely two very large steps down from Isabella. Despite its name, they only managed one shoddy artwork inside that had anything at all to do with Eg ...
(Hits: 1212 | Votes: 0 | Visited: 36 | Added: 2005-05-14 12:58:59)
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Foxys
Foxys is located right behind the Plaza Bahia and pretty much on the beach. The layout is a little different with a bar and a large back section while the traditional center stage with booths all around it in the front. ...
(Hits: 5292 | Votes: 3 | Visited: 42 | Added: 2005-05-14 13:20:06)
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Isabella
This is one of the first clubs that you might see if you're stumbling off a cruise ship looking for some action. It's right on the Costera about 5 blocks from the Maritime Terminal. Though a step down from Chicas, it's s ...
(Hits: 1430 | Votes: 1 | Visited: 39 | Added: 2005-05-14 13:00:47)
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Kisses
(Hits: 995 | Votes: 0 | Visited: 35 | Added: 2005-06-05 22:57:49)
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Leon Rojo
Leon Rojo (the Red Lion) is also a step down from the big three at first glance. At second glance, it's two big steps down. The club has a good layout that's interesting and a bit different. The Red Lion theme works fo ...
(Hits: 1374 | Votes: 1 | Visited: 35 | Added: 2005-05-14 13:02:44)
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Platinum 2000
Located on Cahautemhoc Ave and is hard to miss for the big flashing signs above. It's smallish, but reasonably stylish. It's smoky and slightly sleazy as a strip club should be, and pretty lively. The girls weren't that ...
(Hits: 1292 | Votes: 1 | Visited: 35 | Added: 2005-05-14 13:05:54)
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Samantha's
Located roughly across the stree from Mango's over in the Condessa. This Club gets a lot more attention being in the Condesa than Isabella or Leon Rojo, but really they are in the same class. It has a long middle stage w ...
(Hits: 1745 | Votes: 3 | Visited: 0 | Added: 2005-05-14 13:04:26)
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Sombrero II
This second tier Acapulco strip club is located a couple doors down from Tabares II in the Papagayo area -an area that features over half a dozen strip clubs, all about the same level of quality - so,so. The hawkers in t ...
(Hits: 1036 | Votes: 0 | Visited: 0 | Added: 2005-05-15 19:57:33)
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Tabares
By far the most famous and rowdiest strip club in Acapulco. It's so famous around town that people often say Tabares when they really means strip clubs in general sort of the way we say tuperware when we mean air-tight p ...
(Hits: 7728 | Votes: 3 | Visited: 43 | Added: 2005-05-14 13:13:14)
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