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Acapulco Club Rating System


Acapulco Club Rating System

So what are the hotspots around town? Well, that really depends on what you're looking for. Becuase the Acapulco nighlife is the ying to the yang of Acapulco the beach scene, Real Acapulco took it upon itself to research the subject thoughoughly by visiting every club listed here - at least a dozen times (until my liver threatened to go on strike) and in the process divised this state of the art ranking system.

Luis Miguel Luis Miguel, Latin American icon and Acapulco resident - if a club is hot, it gets one or more Luis Miguels out of a possible total of three Luis Miguels.
20 Pesos The 20 Peso Coin, the largest demonination of Mexican coin - the pricier a club, the more coins it gets out of a possibility of five.
Jose Cuervo Jose Cuervo, the Tequila that makes the most people spend the wee hours with face firmly situated above the toilet bowl - this measures the rowdiness factor up to a possibility of three bottles of Jose Cuervo.
Pancho Villa Pancho Villa , dared to invade a U.S. town in the year 1916. The Panhco Villa award goes to the biggest meat markets in town.
Green Poodle The Green Poodle - the world's worst color along with the world's worst dog. A club gets a green poodle if they put on aires, act snobby, or have rude doormen.
 
 
 
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